Random Quotes

I don't know why but I wrote down some of the funnier quotes people said while I was in S.A. I realise they probably wont be as funny just written down out of context but here they are anyway!

From a student: Where is holiness in a mosquito?

Form a lecturer: Nothing you say is wrong. But not everything you say is right.
Nothing includes the Roman Catholic Church.

Fungayi: God doesn't own a photocopier.
This is the last time I'll prepare notes, unless the Spirit of the Lord comes upon me heavily.

Others: Defeated by a plate of chips!